Recipe For Preserving Children

1 grass grown field, one half dozen children (or more), several dogs (and puppies if in season), 1 brook, pebbles.

Method: Into field pour children and dogs allowing to mix well. Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy. When children are nicely brown, cool in warm tub, when dry, serve with milk, fresh baked bread and cookies.

Author Unknown, found in old cookbook

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