A Laugh A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

Wife hit her husband with frying pan.

Husband:  What was that far?

Wife:  I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it.

Husband:  I took part in a race last week and Jenny was the name of my horse.

Wife:  Sorry!

Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again.

Husband:  What now?

Wife:  Your horse is on the phone.

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