It is good to be a woman...

1.We got off the Titanic first

2.We can scare male bosses with mystery gynecological disorder excuses

3.Taxis stop for us

4.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing

5.No Fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the speedo

6.We don't have to pass gas to amuse our selves

7.If we forget to shave,no one has to know

8.We can congratulate our teammate with out even touching her rear end

9.We do not have to reach down every so often to make sure our private parts are still there 10.We have the ability to dress ourselves

11.We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked

12.If we marry someone 20 years younger,we are aware that we will look like an idiot

13.We will never regret piercing our ears

14.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems

15.We can make comments about how silly men are in there presence because they aren't listening anyways